WHY AFRICAN COUPLES ARE NOT ROMANTIC
Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes, they see it a generational duty
* Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.
* The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is sick and cant feed herself.
* If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty or he painted it newly
* The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.
* The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.
* if you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.
* Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.
* The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.
* The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.
* The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.
* the only time a wife looks closely to her husband's eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.
Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife.
They will begin to spread rumours around like: "chai, see as his'wife don carry juju cage am"
TRUE OR FALSE??
Sunday, 7 October 2018
USEFUL AND HANDY USES OF SALT !!!!
1. If you drop a whole egg on the floor, pour salt all over the egg, let it sit for awhile, then use dustpan, the egg will come right up, without all that mess.
2. Soak stained hankies in salt water before washing.
3. Sprinkle salt on your shelves to keep ants away.
4. Soak fish in salt water before descaling; the scales will come off easier.
5. Put a few grains of rice in your saltshaker for easier pouring.
6. Add salt to green salads to prevent wilting.
7. Test the freshness of eggs in a cup of salt water; fresh eggs sink;bad ones float.
8. Add a little salt to your boiling water when cooking eggs; a cracked egg will stay in its shell this way.
9. A tiny pinch of salt with egg whites makes them beat up fluffier.
10. Soak wrinkled apples in a mildly salted water solution to perk them up.
11. Rub salt on your pancake griddle and your flapjacks won't stick.
12. Soak toothbrushes in salt water before you first use them; they will last longer.
13. Use salt to clean your discolored coffee pot.
14. Mix salt with turpentine to whiten you bathtub and toilet bowl.
1. If you drop a whole egg on the floor, pour salt all over the egg, let it sit for awhile, then use dustpan, the egg will come right up, without all that mess.
2. Soak stained hankies in salt water before washing.
3. Sprinkle salt on your shelves to keep ants away.
4. Soak fish in salt water before descaling; the scales will come off easier.
5. Put a few grains of rice in your saltshaker for easier pouring.
6. Add salt to green salads to prevent wilting.
7. Test the freshness of eggs in a cup of salt water; fresh eggs sink;bad ones float.
8. Add a little salt to your boiling water when cooking eggs; a cracked egg will stay in its shell this way.
9. A tiny pinch of salt with egg whites makes them beat up fluffier.
10. Soak wrinkled apples in a mildly salted water solution to perk them up.
11. Rub salt on your pancake griddle and your flapjacks won't stick.
12. Soak toothbrushes in salt water before you first use them; they will last longer.
13. Use salt to clean your discolored coffee pot.
14. Mix salt with turpentine to whiten you bathtub and toilet bowl.
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